Blonde Joke Book

Some people browse the net, some people read jokes in their daily magazine, some of us even get jokes via sms, but the holy grail of jokes lies elsewhere. I'd like a drumroll and that high screechy music you get in films, lo and behold: The Blonde Joke Book. I appreciate this "stone age method" of reading jokes. The rustle of paper, the anticipation of the joke on the next page and the eager flipping back and forth to find the best. It puts me in mind of the golden age, when I was about 12. Just as any youngster, jokes were a favorite and I could spend hours reading them, I didn't care if I already knew the joke or I didn't understand. I always knew that the next joke was going to be awesome. And sometimes I was right, and those moments were unforgettable.

Since then I've grown a bit (only physically though), and I don't spend hours reading jokes, but I still have a joke book here and there around the house. I always found blonde jokes really funny, nowadays they have become my favorite. I like witty jokes, and despite the fact that blonde jokes use a stereotype for fun (essentially this is racism here) they can be pretty funny and witty. "The World's Best Blonde Jokes" is one such book I have around the house, although you can't get it newly printed I think. Fear not, head on over to Amazon.com to get a copy from someone, I'm definitely not selling mine. Looking for jokes like this:

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

If your answer is yes than the book is for you. The problem with blonde joke books is that they are rare. Sure, if you go into a local store you could find a 20 page little leaflet, but there aren't really big compendiums out there that we should have at our disposal. I haven't read the "Official Blonde Jokebook", but it may be a good choice. You can find it at LuLu.com, and by buying it you are supporting a lone artist, since LuLu.com is the place to publish your own books. Perhaps this really is the official authority on the subject and you will be slapping your knees in no time. As I said, anticipation is the key to a good laugh, so good luck. I'll just give you one of my favorite jokes at the end:

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!" After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.