Blonde Jokes By Email

When I'm staying at my friend's house, or just meeting up for some "serious" talking jokes come up inevitably. When you're really tired, but keep drudging on because talking with friends is fun, you get to a point where everything is extra funny anyway, and that's around the time when blonde jokes come up.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced,
"go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

These types of Q&A's will arise, as sure as gravity, and we don't stop until we're rolling on the floor laughing, or ROTFL as our chat friends would say. While these jokes are easy to come by they are actually quite hard to get at through email. Sure, many bigger joke sites offer to send emails daily with jokes, but they don't have the option to choose only blonde jokes. Despite this, you have a pretty good chance of receiving a few blonde jokes at least a week, since they are a pretty common breed. There are some dedicated blonde joke sites, but they don't seem to offer email services.

A good place for jokes is Joke E-mail.com where you can find numerous other categories, and sign up to the excellent daily mail on the top of the page. Since the site is really big you have less chance of getting blonde jokes, but you can be sure that when you do, you won't be disappointed.

Aha Jokes is a simple looking site, but carries a lot of enjoyable jokes and stories. Their mail service is also great, with jokes every day to tickle you laughing bones.

There is another way in which you can use emails. Almost all sites have the option to tell your friends about the specific joke, or "send this joke to someone". You can use that option to send it to your buddies, but you can also send it to yourself. I myself enjoy browsing sites, due to the number of jokes available spread throughout a lot of pages. However, I do not like bookmarking hundreds of jokes, so if I just send it to myself, I can have a nice compendium of jokes in my inbox, neatly organized and ready to send to anyone, in any combination I see fit. You can categorize according to joke category as well, so in time you can build a database of exactly the jokes you like.

Another possible way to get jokes by email is by using the great Stumble Upon toolbar. It is a tool for randomly taking you to sites you will probably like, based on your feedback. It has a great and very fast tool for sending the link of a page to someone, so why not let that someone be you? It sends the letter in the background, so you literally need two clicks to send yourself the page, and no need for waiting until it's sent, and no filling out forms all the time with your name, email, recipients name, email and so on. I wish you fun, laughter and rolling on the floor, and watch out for people who are blonde, but dyed their hair a different color!