Daily Blonde Jokes

Daily blonde jokes are something all of us should have, it's sort of a basic human need. Eating, well-being and blonde jokes. Of all the types of jokes, these are my favorite since they are "racist" enough to have enough of a fun factor, but they are also good natured enough not to hurt many people. The basic stereotype is of course that the IQ of blondes is a great deal less than the average person, and this is the source of many a laughs.

If you need a constant supply of joke matter to live than you will be needing daily blonde jokes. Let's face it, who doesn't? Let's see a sample of what you're missing.

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack. He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next. When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag. He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.

If these jokes are the ones you're looking for you need to find a way of getting at them daily. My main way of doing this is just searching for either "jokes", or "blonde jokes" on Google, going to the returned sites and subscribing to the newsletters of these pages. This way you can be sure you will get a fresh batch of jokes every morning for you're laughing pleasure picked from their database of awesome jokes. The drawback of this is that you aren't guaranteed blonde jokes, since the jokes are picked from the whole database. You can visit dedicated blonde joke sites, but I haven't found one offering a decent newsletter yet.

My other way is a bit tedious, but provides better results. I find that visiting sites yields better results, since you can hand pick jokes for yourself, from the category you like. All big sites have blonde jokes, so you won't find any shortages, but you may loose track of what you have or have not read. On the other hand, you will find new ones each day, it just takes more time.

If you're the really creative type I have another way, just make one up each day. Great advice eh? That's what I'm here for.