Blonde Story Jokes

Blonde jokes can sometimes be one of the best, and I bet many people agree with me. Since my spouse is blonde, I would also say that many blondes find them amusing as well. These jokes build on the stereotype that blonde women are not as smart as others and tend to be a bit out of touch in general. In fact, these jokes are pretty interchangable since there are many such stereotypes. In many countries policemen are made fun of for the same reason (thankfully nowadays these are just jokes, not real), but there are some racist jokes and other variations, where the joke may be the same, we can just substitute blonde with another stereotype. As always there are short blond jokes, and blond story jokes, requiring a bit more reading. I personally like story jokes more, as they tend to have a longer buildup to the punchline and I'm filled with anticipation by the time I get there. I think there's no better way to write about jokes than to show you the cream of the crop so can savor their taste and get to know them, so enjoy these blonde story jokes, hand picked for you.

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there". So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there. So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her. "How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde. So the man coolly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked. The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed. "You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph. Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice. She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked. She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "If I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?" The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!" After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

This isn't strictly a blonde joke, but it's pretty cool, navigate to J-Walk Blog.com and read about the best blonde joke ever. See if you can get it.